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insanelygaming:

If you missed the Xbox One Reveal yesterday. This video is a great highlight. 

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Yet another Simpsons themed election spoof. Good stuff!

pleatedjeans:

It was only a kiss…

       It was only a kiss…

Joss Whedon on Mitt Romney. 

Who would have thought the spiritual successor to Go the Fuck to Sleep would come in the form of an ad for Obama?

Go ahead. Watch Samuel L. Jackson tell everyone to Wake the Fuck Up. (Trust me, you’ll be glad you did!)

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Find out the truth about the iPhone 5 in this banned promo. 

How The Dark Knight Rises should have ended

dangerguerrero:

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Behold, the 12 Tenets of Kifflom!

kingquagmire:

8D <3

Plato: For the greater good.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken’s dominion maintained.

Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.

Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!

Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I’ll find out. Timothy Leary: Because that’s the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.

Douglas Adams: Forty-two.

Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

Oliver North: National Security was at stake.

B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.

Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

Ludwig Wittgenstein: The possibility of “crossing” was encoded into the objects “chicken” and “road”, and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

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SNL celebrates their 100th digital short with this montage!