Random Blogthings

You know what day today is, right? 

Jonathan Coulton - First of May

Who would have thought the spiritual successor to Go the Fuck to Sleep would come in the form of an ad for Obama?

Go ahead. Watch Samuel L. Jackson tell everyone to Wake the Fuck Up. (Trust me, you’ll be glad you did!)

Done? Good. Now share this gem with whomever you’d like.

It’s the first of May, and…  Yep. I just went there. 

Easter is right around the corner, and… Well, you’ll never look at cadbury eggs the same way again.

Ode to Paradise Circus (Uncensored) 

You might need a cold shower after this one ;)

kingquagmire:

Hahahaha! Yeah….NSFW….

The Consequences of Sex (According to sperm)

Still haven’t jumped on the Kinect bandwagon yet? If this gruesomely awesome Rise of Nightmares video doesn’t convince you, nothing will.